Confessions of a Pregnant Chick....

~ I eat chocolate...In fact I eat ALOT of chocolate & on a daily basis.

~ I wake up in a sweat EVERY night. *Fun Times*

~ My belly hangs out of the bottom of most of my shirts.

~ Most of my towels do not comfortably cover my belly anymore so I have had to limit my "post-shower-prance-around-in-my-towel" routine to a minimum.

~I can no longer look down and see my hoo-haw. I hope she is holding up down there. =(

~ I carry around a HUGE bottle of tums in my purse.

~ My boobs have grown to an un-Godly size & I am pretty sure that they make pornstar titties look like that of a forth grader.

~ I snore! *Sick*

~ Anything pickled is always a plus in my book.

~ I really don't look that bad naked. ;)

~ I take about 30 minutes every night to search my tummy for stretch marks. (So far, so good)

~ My belly button hurts from being stretched so tight. I am sure to have an outtie any day now. =(

~ I breathe and walk "big girl style".

~ Michael doesn't know it yet but I am going to have my sister take professional pics of us where he is being all corny and kissing my tummy. And, I plan on blowing it up & framing it for the new house....Muahahaha!

~ I ALWAYS have crumbs on the boob & belly part of my shirt after EVERY meal.

~ I look forward to my nightly bath where I sit as still as I can and wait for Avery to kick. I love how it makes the water ripple. *Dorky I know*