Harder than it looks

100 Thoughts/Things List:

1. I’m tired
2. I want to go to bed
3. But I am waiting for my mom to call me
4. I have to help her with my aunt
5. Which pisses me off
6. Not that I have to help my mom
7. But that she has to help my aunt
8. I kinda wanna go off on my mom’s sisters
9. Who do nothing for anyone but themselves
10. I am wearing black guachos
11. They sick me out
12. They fit good for about 7 seconds
13. Then they stretch out
14. And get all baggy
15. Kinda looks like I pooed my pants
16. Gah, my belly button hurts
17. It feels like it is going to rip open
18. It is definitely stretched to what feels like its max
19. I gained 3 lbs in my first trimester
20. I have already gained 8 lbs in my second trimester
21. Sad things is I am only 23 and a half weeks
22. Wait, I am confused.
23. When is my second trimester over?
24. I hate how they say you are preggo for 9 mos.
25. But its really 10 mos.
26. WTF?!
27. That makes me annoyed
28. I think I am having a bad day
29. I snapped at people a lot today
30. Michael handles my attitude very well
31. Most of the time
32. I think I stress him out
33. But I am thankful that he loves me anyways
34. I cant wait to meet Avery Parker Whitfield
35. I bet he’s super cute
36. We are gonna have so much fun together
37. He WILL play football
38. No matter what my mom says/thinks
39. Boys are tough and can handle it
40. But he will NOT go to Alabama
41. Michael wants him to play for the Tide one day
42. Not gonna happen
43. He will have to choose a college that is max 3 hours away
44. Look at me…haha
45. I hate Mama’s Boys
46. I hope I don’t turn him into one
47. Well he can be a Mama’s Boy while he is young
48. But then he cant
49. But he cant ever live too far from me
50. I think I am thinking too far into the future
51. But I am a planner
52. And that’s what I do
53. I plan things out
54. It gives me peace of mind
55. I love my ring
56. It just shined in my eye
57. I could barely see the computer screen
58. I’m lying
59. Gosh, I wish Mom would call
60. She is the most selfless person you will ever meet
61. I promise!
62. I wish I was more like her
63. But I think I got quite a bit of my Dad’s traits
64. He is stubborn
65. So am I
66. I am working on this
67. I love that me and my sisters are all stay at home people
68. Well they take care of their kids during the day
69. I just chill
70. And hang out with them
71. But one day soon we will all be stay at home mommies
72. Michael says I was born to do that
73. I used to be scared about being a mom
74. But now I am completely excited
75. I am going to be great at it
76. I even stopped cussing
77. Well most of the time
78. Because my Baby Boy can now hear things outside the womb
79. He kicks when I yell
80. So then I stop
81. My mom talks to him through my belly
82. She starts conditioning her grand babies early on
83. She makes them obsessed with her
84. Its good and bad
85. But she loves it
86. So this 100 things list is hard
87. I so wanna hop in the bath tub and head to bed
88. But I gotta wait
89. Why doesn’t anything good ever come on TV anymore?
90. Summer TV sucks
91. We tried to act hard and give a counteroffer
92. And we said FINAL OFFER
93. And I am nervous about it
94. I kinda wanna bump it up
95. Or if the say “No way!” then I say okay we will pay more
96. Even though it would be dumb
97. They are asking too much for the house
98. At least according to the CMA for the neighborhood
99. I know lots about Real Estate
100. I learned it all in the past few weeks.

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